Find the Man in the Coffee Beans (*sigh* my brain is normal - Sue)
According to medical experiments:
If you can find the man in 3 seconds, the right side of your brain is more evolved
than a normal person's brain.
If you can find the man in less than 1 minute, the right side of your brain
is equal to a normal person's brain.
If you can find the man in 1 to 2 minutes, the right side of your brain is a
little slow and you should try harder to use your brain's full potential.
If it takes you longer than 3 minutes to find the man, the right side of your
brain is a disaster ...extremely slow.
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street ( pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete....she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metro-politan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say,
Picabo, I . C . U.
(A good clean joke is hard to find these days --- pass it on!)
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the
pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened
again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected
and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection
plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "Every week my son sends me money, and
I give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for
a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does
he practice?"
The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."