Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer these...(read
on... and you may agree!)
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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two
women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment
or come out-Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on
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Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even
sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
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Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with
him.
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Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own religion?
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Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get
out?
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Dear Abby, My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
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Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift?
I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he finally did it.
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Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through
her mental pause?
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Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and
he is a doctor. What now?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to SANTA?
Housework was woman's work!
But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.
The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it.
"We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired..."