And
mine is working fine!MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING:
I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus
they may sue me).
I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything
I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, He is an excellent designer.
I don't put things away because...
I will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over
for dinner.
I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become
a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
And
mine is working fine!
A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?"
"Twenty four"
