2009
Historical
Facts ~ What a guy!
Traveling
by train to the Super Bowl - THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE ~ Economy Notice
~ Holy Email ~ The Power Of The Federal Badge ~ CINNAMON AND HONEY ~ True Descriptions
of Zodiac Signs?
Call
To Heaven ~ Do You Know Me? ~ The Perfect Diet ~ HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN
YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. ~ One of The Dangers of Ipods ~ NEW
WORDS FOR 2008 ~ Airplane Lunches
Jewish Humor
~ The marvels of technology and the human mind! ~ Life, Explained ~ And that's
how the fight started... ~ Eight Words with two Meanings ~ SCATTERGORIES ~ Entertainment
Night at the Senior Center ~ GEOGRAPHY ~ Supermarket Surround Sound
2008
The war
is over? ~ Deck of Cards ~ Circumcised ~ When
your hut's on fire ~ Black Testicles ~ Re: Order Cancellation ~ I'll have the
same. ~ Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls
Where
do pets come from? ~ Apple announced today ~ And that's how the fight started
~ Senior Breakfast ~ The Fork ~ Cancer Update from John Hopkins
MEN
ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE ~ The Importance of Walking ~ Italian Golfer ~ Home
Remedies that WORK ~ CDC ALERT ~ Dear Abby ~ Aphorisms
Blonde
Mortician ~ Dating in 1957 ~ The story of Mildred and Henry ~ The Turkey ~ Why
We Love Children ~ Square Testicles ~ HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
Ed
was in trouble. ~ Tired Dog ~ Stress Management ~ Tea Set ~ Beech
or Birch?~(WARNING~This joke is
naughty!) ~ To Be Six Again ~ Cheatin' wife ~ Old man's
physical exam ~ Talking Dog for Sale ~ My wife is a very reasonable woman
The
Best Living Will I've Seen!! ~ Some facts about the1500s ~ A Trucker Breakfast
~ CLASSES FOR MEN ~ Tillie - Maude - Gertrude ~ Montana cowboy ~ 10 WAYS TO
KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" ~ PREGNANCY Q & A ~ My Wish
for You in 2008 ~ The Wooden Bowl
2007
The
Christmas Wall - A joke for each day (almost) of December
Unusual
facts ~ Walmart for Pets? ~ Two Brooms ~ Actual Comments
New dog
breeds in the AKC ~ Clean can be funny ~ Computer Password ~ Pregnant Blond
~ Dr. Phil's Test ~ Making a baby ~ SAND and STONE ~ A Bad Day
First Kiss ~ Perspective
~ The
Perfect Man
Surprise!
~ A dog named Mace ~ Jellyfish Bad Day ~ BEST LAWYER STORY/or/GOOD URBAN LEGENDPastor's
Business Card ~ When You Wake Up You Have A Choice ~ Five Rules To Be Happy
Zen Sarcasms ~ Cough Syrup WATER ~ GOODBYE MOM ~ SENIOR PRE-NUPTIALS ~ Living
Will Information
Louvre Thief
~ So who's smart? ~ Grandfather Honesty ~ Investment tips for 2007 ~ Life explained
~ Definitions Not in the Dictionary ~ The research is in: Women don't really
talk more ~ Italian Boy's Confession
Her mother
died ~ Very interesting uses for peroxide ~ The Cruise ~ Computer Dependency
~ CNN Update: Al-Gebra arrest ~ THE
TAILGATING
WOMAN ~ The Postal Service No One Hears About ~ RED MARBLES
Mischievous Boys ~ BBQ RULES ~ The Pharmacist
~ For The Garden of Your Daily Living ~ The Frog ~ Harry's In The Wrong Grade
~ The Pastor's Ass ~ CHINESE PROVERBS ~ REAL 911 Calls
The Perfect Man
Comments
from US travel agents ~ Irish bingo ~ Smiles for
today ~ Burnout
~ Adam and Eve ~ Shay day ~ Calmness in our lives ~ A rabbit jump outs ~ Deep
thoughts for those who take life way too seriously
Dictionary
for women's personal ads ~ Missing romance in your
marriage?
~ Maps ~ Water or Coke? ~ A Visited to the Gynecologist ~ Alternate Meanings
The Bathtub Test ~ Understanding Engineers ~ Another Southern Blonde Story ~
How
good are you? ~ Understanding Engineers ~ Roadside Emergency
How to make
a woman happy ~ THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER ~ Costco scam ~ Headlines from the
year 2029 ~ They Walk Among Us
Like his
mother used to do ~ Matilda ~ WHO IS JACK SCHITT? ~ Globalization ~ Miracle
Crash ~ Broken Heart ~ Perspective means everything! ~ Big Bad Wolf
CHOCOLATES
~ Open garage door ~ Poetic License ~ Business School 101A ~ The wrong email
address ~ My Wish for You in 2007
Twas The
Diet After Christmas ~ TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006 ~ The Love Dress ~ The
Purina Diet
2006
Mom's Letter
to Santa ~ Never Lie to Your Mother ~ 50th Anniversary ~ Elderly Wisdom ~ Car
Vs. Horse Quiz ~ 3 good arguments
Christmas Divorce
~ Some Elder Humor ~ Thanksgiving Poem ~ Eye Test
Fix the outhouse! ~ History
of the middle finger ~ Tickle-Me-Elmo ~ Scientific Study ~ The Coffin
Mum ~ Telemarketers ~ Smile
for the camera ~ NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT ~ An Old Cowboy? ~ Perks
of Being Over 50 ~ THE WASH CLOTH
Children in church ~HEALTH QUESTION
& ANSWER SESSION ~ Time to plan for the next test ~ THE CYCLE OF LIFE ~
Two brooms ~ Dear Tide
Four women in
Canada ~ Lost Balloonist ~ Gotta Love Those Blonds ~ Because I am a Man
Redneck Rules ~ Unusual Name
~ WHO SAYS POLICEMEN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? ~ C. A. A. D. D. ~ Whatcha
in for? ~ 4-letter words
Why Parents
Drink ~ Court Dictation~ New Breast Implants~ Preach to a Bear~ The Potato
Should children
witness child birth? ~ Nail
in the Fence ~ chicken blood transfusions ~ Two Texas Sisters ~ I Believe Everything
on the Internet ~ George Bush visits the Queen of England ~ Wish Granted
Happy IVGLDSW Day! ~ mathematical
viewpoint ~ The Good Wife's Guide ~ THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT LIFE
My yearly
physical ~ Rabbit in the fridge ~ The Spanish Computer ~ Pregnant Blond ~ Come
Hell or High Water ~ Smart Blond
Church Squirrels
~ Diaries of a cat & dog ~ MALE Blond Joke ~ Forgotten Wedding Anniversary
~ WARNING! Icky! ~ Tight Skirt ~ Trade Names & Generic Names ~ What's your
name?
Senior Moment
~ Microsoft Employee of the Month ~ A family story ~ A store that sells new
husbands
Punctuation Counts ~ What's
in a Name? ~ LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE ~ First Grade Proverbs ~ Daddy's Gonna
Eat Your Fingers ~Dreams
Missing wives ~ Costello calls
to buy a computer ~ The coffee shop order ~ WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES
A cat died and went to heaven
~ Three Little Pigs ~ CLASSES FOR MEN ~ Pedro & the Parking Place
Senior Bus Trip ~ New Classroom Layout ~ Poor Ole Fred ~ Washing Clothes Recipe
Cardiologist Funeral ~ The PERFECT
Dress ~ ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008 ~ ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008 (Audio)
WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS ~
How many women does it take.. ~ Cave Symbols
Learn how to live a good life
~ A Quote about a good sing-a-long ~ Sunday Sermon ~ Need new windows? ~ Old
Folk Wisdom?
Good, Better, Best ~ Nuns sight-seeing
~ Women find different male faces attractive
~ Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous
Lies for good and honorable
reasons ~ Why We Have Two Hands ~ Seriousness is the leading cause
Lipstick
in School ~ The Difference Between Men and Women ~ Brain Transplant ~ Good things
about getting older
Vegetative state ~ I have finally
found Inner Peace ~ Dad buys a Barbie ~ yearly physical ~ MAMA'S BIBLE
Wee Bit ~ Cartoon-Make me irrisistable
to women ~ Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays ~ Can
cold water clean dishes
Husband and
the Horse Races ~ Christmas
Cards for the Psychologically Challenged ~ Name That Tune ~
Snowman funeral
Women are like
apples on trees ~ I AM single - how did you know? ~ A lawyer and a blonde woman
~ Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?
Stamps for Christmas
cards ~ Tips For the Busy Woman~ The Pillsbury Doughboy ~ A neighborly predicament
~ Thanksgiving Poem
40+ ~ Shirley
Goodnest ~ Symptoms of the BIRD FLU ~ A VERY BAD DAY
A chicken and
a donkey ~ Why we love our kids ~ Fart Football
How Smart Is
Your Right Foot ~ Old men can still think fast ~ Mississippi Student Absentee
Notes
Find the Man
in the Coffee Beans ~ famous Olympic skier Picabo Street ~ What does YOUR son
do?
Dear
Abby ~ dyslexic devil worshipper ~ Housework was woman's work!
MY
PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING ~ Young Old Lady
What it took
to get an 8th grade education in 1895 ~ Word descriptions
Birds
and the Bees 2005 Style ~ THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME